I'm still mad they took Muhammad Ali's title when he wouldn't fight in Vietnam. I've been having great workouts lately. Today I did twenty-two minutes in the sauna followed by twenty-five minutes on the heavy bag.
Well I ran into a soldier I've met the other day He came back home but he wasn't here to stay He was talking about the army from his point of view He said: Tim join the army we need people like you Now I like competition but I ain't gonna fight I can only do wrong when the reason is right You won't see me out there in a foreign land Just to die or to live with blood on my hands. Now don't get me wrong and try to understand I ain't got a problem with killing a man But I don't want this filthy blood on my hands For a reason no one understands. Now he's drinking lots of beer and he's talking about The glory of the army that I seriously doubt He lost his friends in a bloody war He said: I'm going back there to settle the score I see a lot of anger when I look into his eyes The only thing he wants is to kill a bunch of guys Now can't you really find something better to do Just look at what the army has done to you.
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Canada has established itself as a breeding ground for bold, unusual, and decidedly bizarre comics in the last few years—many of them from the comedy collective Laugh Sabbath. Gilbert has risen to the top of the comedy heap through his cuttingly acerbic and fearless style. His targets range from high school bullies, adults seeking to tap into their late-stage creative genes, to mimicking the craven hackiness of comedians.
Tim and Moby, aka Timothy "Gay" Gacy and Moby the Autistic Sex Robotwere two well-know sex predators and child molesters who learned from the pedobear himself. The two sick squirrel-fuckers pretended to teach kids "knowledge" about retarded shit such as science and math, but in reality, the two old creeps were subliminally encouraging kids under the age of 10 to have sexual intercourse with them. Moby was a child-snatching robot that was created by Tim, the perverted son of the infamous serial killer John Wayne Gacy, who frequently dressed up as a clown and stuck his weenie inside of a microwave.
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Many country music stars have a reputation for not being quite as country as their work might suggest. Tim Montana is not one of them. Tim Montana went from being raised off the grid in the backwoods of Montana to country music stardom. Coffee or Die recently sat down with Montana for the latest segment of 11 Questions and A Cup of Coffee — check it out!
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